I was Scammed Into a Klong in Bangkok, Thailand

On my recent trip to Thailand I was scammed into a riding a Klong boat around a canal, when all I wanted was to see the Reclining Buddha at Wat Pho. Here’s my recount of how it all went down.

Meeting the Scammer

Klong Scam Bangkok Thailand Water Taxi
Us on the 15 Baht PP water taxi! It was crowded but fun!

We were on our way to check out Wat Pho’s famous Reclining Buddha. The Grab vehicle (Thailand’s version of Uber) dropped us off on the end of the temple without an entrance. We began to walk around the perimeter of the temple when a gentleman approached us. He greeted us with a smile and spoke great English. He convinced us that he was a grade school teacher with male students aged 12-16. The gentleman was posted next to Wat Pho temple and the Grand Palace waiting for the perfect victims (i.e. US).

He stated that the temple was closed due to a Buddhist holiday. He also informed us that we should return around 6pm to watch the celebration of the former Thai King. It all sounded believable because he spoke English and almost no one in Thailand speaks a lick of English. I was also impressed at how nice and accommodating he was to us lost travelers.

First of all I was raised Buddhist and had never heard of a Buddhist holiday in the middle of November. Maybe I was not Buddhist enough because I didn’t know about this “holiday.”  I felt that was strange because the online hours stated that the temple was open until 6PM and we were in the area at around 2PM. He’s then brought up the idea about riding a Klong boat. The Klong boat is a traditional Thai boat with a awning and is very colorful (pictured).

The gentleman also indicated that there was also a floating market that was open only once a year. Of course that sounded very fishy, but at the same time very intriguing. I didn’t want to miss out this year! We HAD to go! All the while, I am thinking, why would this school teacher want to scam me. He would behave how he’d want his students to behave right? WRONG! Scammers will say anything to get your business and earn their cut.

Let’s Get on the Klong!

Klong Boat Ride Scam - Bangkok, Thailand - Dock
Lady awaiting our arrival at the dock.

Regardless of all these red flags, the idea of riding a Klong boat through the canal still seemed really intriguing. Before I could say anything else, he invited us to follow him to the dock. We took a quick 5 minute walk to the dock.

At the dock, I was greeted by two attendants and a group of tourists who boarded the boat with us. We were charged 900 Baht (~$27) per person, which is less than their normal price tag of 1,200 Baht per person. So nice of the to offer us a deal! Woohoo!?

Later on we learned that these Klong rides should’ve cost less than $8 USD per person and that this organized tour was not worth what we paid. The three “floating market” boats were selling things you could typically find in a 7-Eleven in Thailand. The tour was only one hour long and really not that exciting. I would have gladly skipped this on my next visit.

Some perks of the ride were that we saw Monitors (huge lizards). And lots of them. They were perched on ledges and swimming in the water. We also saw an artists village and many colorful homes on the canal which made for great pictures.

Colorful homes along the river. 

Klong Boat Ride Scam Monitor Lizard

Monitor Lizard hanging out on cement block.And like that, you have now also taken the Klong boat tour. You’re very welcome.

In retrospect, I would definitely haggle for a lower price. I would have gladly paid 300 Baht (~$10) for the ride. Oh well, this experience definitely added to the adventure factor of our trip!

If you ever visit Bangkok, definitely be aware of these scams!

  • Recommendations to visit the Export Center in a Tuk Tuk to buy discounted jewelry. The jewelry is FAR BELOW what the stores tell you it’s valued at. Take the amount and divide it by 15.
  • Avoid Klong rides that are more than 300 Baht! Haggle it down to that price and walk away. Usually vendors will agree to your price. Don’t settle for the first price.
  • Avoid dating Thai girls. I know this sounds bad, because who doesn’t deserve a little love. Thai girls are hunting for men (usually older and with deep pockets) to support their “dreams” and lavish lifestyle in Thailand. One Thai girl may have more than one foreign lover.
  • ALWAYS haggle! Start low and if you see the vendor getting frustrated and finally explaining why things cost the way they do, then meet somewhere in the middle. I would say start at least 80% off and work up to maybe 60% off the original offer.
  • In a girl/ping pong show/lady boy bar, always carry small change. Keep your big denominations in a safe place (locked in your hotel). Carry tons of 100 Baht bills. In a  lady boy bar, my friend paid for three beers for 700 Baht. He paid with a 1,000 baht bill and the change was never returned to us. They won’t care how much you complain and yell. Avoid that and bring small denominations when you’re enjoying all the night life Bangkok has to offer.
  • When watching a show, make sure you agree to a set price. Some bars will charge you extra for every show you watch. I went as far as to record my guy in case he changed his offer. Luckily he was honest and the video was deleted!
Wat Pho Reclining Buddha
Wat Pho Temple – Reclining Buddha

Despite the scams, Thailand is still one of my favorite countries to visit. The people are all very friendly, it’s inexpensive and there’s so much to experience and do! We eventually made it to Wat Pho Temple and I was able to still appreciate it’s beauty even with all the scammers waiting around the perimeter of the temple.

Lesson learned here? Even if you do fall for these scams, don’t let the rotten apples spoil your trip! Thanks for tuning in. Bon voyage!

Wat Pho Temple - Golden Spires
Wat Pho Temple – Golden Spires

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